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This past week it’s been the turn of the Democrats to have their little convocation, where people get up and preach to the choir, and they officially select their nominee for President of the USA. It wasn’t without controversy, since a number of Bernie Sanders supporters are not happy their man threw his support behind Mrs. Clinton. They were quite vocal about it too. Happily, the Democratic National Convention built a wall around them to keep them out. I haven’t heard if Bernie will be getting the bill for that. But history was made in that Hillary Clinton became the first official female presidential candidate… oh, wait, qualify that. The first official female presidential candidate from a major party. Victoria Woodhull was actually the first in 1872, representing the Equal Rights Party, campaigning for women’s suffrage, equal opportunity, equal pay, and such. Oh how times have changed in 144 years! 🙂 Also, Mrs. Obama made a speech in which she used all her own words. I’m sure Mrs. Trump was watching and making notes for next time…

We continue our house-hunting and moving exercises here at Chez Smith. This past week, we looked at four or five houses. Our realtor advised against more than that or they would all become a blur and we’d forget which we liked (“the one with the study upstairs… or was that downstairs…? With the real fireplace… or was that the closet for the washer dryer…? With the fenced-in back porch and pool and trees…?”) Anyway, there were a couple of houses we liked–not loved, but thought “mmm… we could make that work.” One house we went to was in an area my wife really loves, but it wasn’t the right house. She did get quite emotional. If only there was a house there we love, at a price I love, we’d finish the search now. *sigh* As it is, the search continues…

I’ve made a start with the packing. Don’t believe me? Here’s photographic evidence! I started with some of my weightier academic tomes:

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Then I was faced with the problem of finding the most suitable box for these books:

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(Sorry, a bit of an in-joke for my friends over at Janet Reid‘s blog.)

After clearing one shelf, I’ve determined it’s going to take about 50 boxes to pack all the books in my office. Maybe more, given that my mathematical and spacial guessitmation skills are beyond sucky.

More on the house-hunting and packing next week. Now, a couple of links!

First, this Wall Street Journal article talking about how audiobooks are the fastest-growing format in publishing at the moment. I don’t own many audiobooks, but I know people who swear by them. If you have a thirty minute (or more) commute to work every day, you can redeem that time with an audiobook and catch up on some reading. Or if you need something to block out your cries of pain as you exercise, what could be better than listening to the latest Stephen King? In my brief dabbling with the format, I’ve discovered I’m picky about who reads the book. That voice has to fit the text. One of the best audiobooks I’ve ever heard is John Cleese (of Monty Python and Fawlty Towers fame) reading C. S. Lewis’s THE SCREWTAPE LETTERS. My roommate at university had it on cassette (I’m old, okay?!), and I’d love to find a copy for myself. Writer friends, who would you like to read your current work in progress? I’d love to hear either Tom Baker (the Fourth Doctor) or Benedict Cumberbatch do mine. 🙂 Non-writer friends, who would you like to read your favorite novel?

The last link I want to share with you this week is from Jeff Somers, and it’s a piece he wrote for Medium.com on “How to Completely, Absolutely, and Totally Fail to Brew Beer at Home.” Something about the piece, and Jeff’s ineptness at such practical skills, resonated with me deeply. I, too, have no ability with wood, or anything that requires mechanical intuition. I’ve not tried beer making, but I don’t doubt my results would be much the same as Jeff’s. There’s a lesson here about recognizing your weak areas and leaving them well alone. If you enjoy this, then I urge you to check out Jeff’s blog, and subscribe to his newsletter. Heck, maybe even buy some of his books!

That’s all from me. How’s things with you? Any thoughts on audiobooks? Or anything else?

cds

Colin D. Smith, writer of blogs and fiction of various sizes.

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19 Responses

  1. Diane says:

    The last audiobook I bought, I comprehended almost NOTHING of what was going on. I was using it during commuting, and frankly when I am driving I do this weird thing where I pay attention to my driving. So it was no good for me. An audiobook might make a great companion on a solo interstate drive through entirely unremarkable weather and scenery, but they’re rotten on a drive in to/home from work. I can see *needing* them if I were an NYC train commuter, though!

    Outside of a car, I feel like sitting and listening to an audiobook would be wasted time. In order to comprehend anything, I wound not be able to do much. Listening to someone read is by far slower than letting my brain do it. And I find other people’s literal voices distracting. It’s just SO easy to go wrong. That last one I got was … pretty badly acted. It may be the former actor-wannabe in me, but I kept finding myself improving on the poor performance the reader was giving.

    • cds says:

      My wife is the same way when it comes to listening to books. If she has to hear someone read, she prefers to have a copy of the text in front of her so she can follow along. Otherwise she has a hard time comprehending, and easily forgets what was said. Strangely, she’s does just fine following conversations and remembering things she is told.

      I do fine with audiobooks, but like listening to music, I can’t be doing something that engages my brain too much while I listen. Especially not something creative. Otherwise I’ll not pay attention.

  2. I’m an audiobook addict. I almost cannot drive without listening, whether it’s a 3 minute trip or a 3 hour trip. The reader makes or breaks the whole deal. Here are a few of the best we’ve listened to in our family, with readers in parentheses: David Copperfield (Richard Armitage); Huckleberry Finn (Elijah Wood. Yes, I know this sounds crazy); Persuasion (Juliet Stevenson); Boy by Roald Dahl (Andrew Sachs); James and the Giant Peach (Jeremy Irons); A Series of Unfortunate Events (Tim Curry); the entire Harry Potter series (Jim Dale); Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (also by Andrew Sachs); and maybe the best of all time, and practically impossible to find now, Wolf Story, by William McCleery (Anthony Heald), originally produced by Chinaberry Books/Random House.

    • cds says:

      Oh, I can hear Richard Armitage doing David Copperfield–that would be good. I’ve listened to some of Jim Dale’s readings of the Potter books, and I must say, I prefer Stephen Fry. Dale does a better job of voice characterization, but I prefer Fry’s reading style.

  3. I’d hate to think of how many boxes it would take me to load up all my books.

    • cds says:

      It’s pretty daunting looking at how many boxes I’ve filled so far compared to how many books are still on shelves. Slowly but surely, it’ll get done… 🙂

  4. Dena Pawling says:

    On a “good” day, my commute is only two hours [one hour each way]. There have been days, tho, when between court and the office, I’ve driven five hours that day. Not fun. I love audio books and can listen to them as long as traffic isn’t too bad. Here’s a funny story. I tried reading The Martian in book form but couldn’t get thru all the techno-specific stuff. But with audio I had no trouble and found my self laughing at least 2-3x per hour. So some books you just HAVE to listen to and “not read”.

    When we were looking for a house to buy [20 years ago], it took us 18 months. My husband says he’s NEVER moving again lol. I hope it doesn’t take you that long to find somewhere to call home.

    >>Mrs. Obama made a speech in which she used all her own words.

    Lol

    • cds says:

      Yes, it’s quite handy when the audiobook pronounces all those fiddly words for you so you can keep track of the story and not get roadblocked.

      We have no choice but to be done in a few months. The landlord is selling up, so that puts the pressure on a bit. It might be nice to have 18 months to make a decision, but we really ought to move, and I fear if we had that long, we never would. So while our situation is a bit stressful, it’s probably better for us in the long run. Thanks for your well-wishes, Dena. 🙂

  5. I don’t envy you the house hunting blues. I will be doing the same next year. I am downsizing now that I am an empty nester. Curiously we have similar boxes to pack our various and sundries. After all it’s simply more efficient to buy rum by the case. Someone told me the liquor store would just give me boxes without buying the rum, but they may have been mistaken.

    My daughter turned me on to audio books and now I listen to them on my commute home from work. It allows me to consume even more books. I love it. I am hoping the Carkoonian expat, Colin D. Smith will narrate my books with what’s left of his British accent. 🙂

    • cds says:

      I think we’ve been wiping out the local ABC store in terms of empty boxes! There’s no way we can downsize since we still have our kids at home. And even when they all fly the coop, we’d still need somewhere for them to stay when they visit, so we’re looking for somewhere to grow old. 🙂

      Ha! Me narrate audiobooks? Only if Z-Quil isn’t working for your insomnia…!

  6. Lisa B says:

    I’m not an audio book person. Not a radio person either except to listen to music and sing along with words I’ve misheard! My congenital hearing impairment definitely shapes me. I hear best when I can also read lips or have the other person’s voice (via phone) right next to my ear.

    Good luck with finding a home. It only took me two months to find a place to buy within my low price range. In my location it’s still a seller’s market. When I toured a house I liked, in an area I liked…I offered and accepted the counteroffer within 8 hours of looking at it. Pretty hairy as I usually don’t make big decisions that quick. It helped that my realtor was a friend of a friend, so my trust level was high.

    • cds says:

      Thanks, Lisa. Wow. If only house-hunting would be that easy for us! I’m sure the right house is out there somewhere. Our realtor is a friend from church, so I trust he’s looking out for us, especially if we get to negotiating. 🙂

  7. I would have Richard Armitage narrate mine. I so love his chocolate voice. (Also, sales skyrocket for every audio book he’s narrated.)

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